--- JAIL TIME ---James Scampoli Sr., the father of Kevin Scampoli (We Hit & Run) and James Scampoli Jr (Jim & Them) has made his reputation on Real Kid Radio programming as a shirtless, belligerent drunk. He has made awkward phone calls pretending to be sober, and committed
drunk storm-ins during Michael Jackson discussions.
On a recent episode of We Hit & Run, Kevin told the story where Papa Scampoli's alcoholism finally went too far- causing physical altercations and police officers to enter the scenario.
Click here to hear the altercation/jail story in its entirety!Click here to see Kevin's inmate card!Click here to see Papa Scampoli's inmate card!Listen to The Papa Scampoli Special here!
--- VS. HANNAH ---Kevin and Hannah (his Real Kid Radio Dating Game
prize) have recently hit a fork in the road. A fork created and maintained by Hannah herself. Kevin, always searching for
closure that doesn't exist, decided to call Hannah on a recent episode of We Hit & Run. We've already heard how his ex's respond when the wounds have four years to heal, how did Hannah respond? Did she atleast provide an
honest excuse for being a phony
liar?
Listen to the
breakup recap and call here! Listen to the
RKR dating game here!
There has been great concern over Kevin's project "
The Sun Machine", concern that he has responded to by releasing
a new song under the guise "
Kevin vs."- a much more accurate name for how the musical project had always operated.
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--- CHILDHOOD HORRORS ---A recurring theme on recent episodes of We Hit & Run has been Kevin and Jim's childhood horror stories. Branching out from their embarrassing school projects to the adolescent psychology of simply being around grandparents (with a campground chase with firewood thrown in between)- the the two have tested the theory that a person's childhood is their most cherished time of their lives.
During these segments, they've discussed multiple images pulled from memory lane, ranging from Kevin's "black childhood boyfriend", to the now-dead Jeremy "Thankyou Bowsers" Russell. Click below to view the image:
- Young Kevin with young Jeremy Russell -
- Young Kevin's Projects ("Sycoe Sid" / "A Venom Surprise" sample) -
- Young Kevin with black hump friend Jordan(1)(2) -
- Young Jim @ Grandmothers (1) (2) -
- Young Jim's "good" Jupiter project -
--- FACEBOOK HOODWINKING ---Kevin awoke last week to two new Facebook-image-tags from his first love (and a twin) Sophia. When he saw the adjectives under his name, and confused these automated categories as the words of Sophia herself- he decided to take action and respond harshly. His actions called for this comment:
Sophia's automated tagged Facebook images. (1)(2)
Kevin's Response. (1)
Click here for the 09/19/2009 episode of We Hit & Run.
--- eWrestling ---In the constant struggle to bring shame and embarrassment to himself for the sake of an entertaining podcast- Kevin recently provided the RKR universe with samples of his "
roleplaying" past.
Under the alias
"The Giant Johnson" Ivan Kage, the young Scampoli brother would spend long nights writing fantasy wrestling promos against an opponent with a similar amount of free-time(with names ranging from Brian Sillege to Anthony Kutler). The original, wrestling-version of fantasy football, "
eWrestling" is a time-consuming hobby that would ultimately train Kevin in his writing and typing skills.
Click here for Kevin's eWrestling bio on EWF's website.
--- BLACK GUY PUNCHES WHITE GUY ---Brandon Chaney, former third-mic of Jim & Them, punched Kevin in the face on a recent episode of Jim & Them.
It is suspected that Brandon Chaney is still upset over not being funny enough to be on Jim & Them. Because of this, he has been making random appearances in the studio- with or without his "posse" (consisting of charisma-less party people)- typically leaving after incident.
You can download video of the event for free on iTunes
here, or watch it on Youtube
here. Feel free to subscribe to the show, and rate the video five stars. And boycott African American leaders with Whoopi Goldberg hairstyles, faces, and punching strength.
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We Hit & Run – 01/16/2009 – Any Kid Pix?
- The Two Edens: Mike Steele returns for the cringe-filled update on “The Lost Eden Special”. Via a Facebook altercation of 41 comments, Kevin Scampoli ignited a flame-war of heartbreaking proportions with the woman who loves Mike Steele.
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January 17th, 2010 by We Hit & Run.
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We Hit & Run – 01/0x/2009 – The Lost Eden Special.
- Eden, Pt. I: Mike Steele of Jim & Them and Jake & Mike VGS makes his second appearance on We Hit & Run to be confronted by Kevin concerning the infamous Eden relationship.
- 2dudestalkradio II: The local “obamination” to internet podcasting, and the guilt-filled “indirect creation of Kevin Scampoli” may have just won this recent “radio-war” afterall.
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January 17th, 2010 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 12/19/2009 – 2jakestalkradio (Segment 1)
- Franzia: Kevin Scampoli is joined by Jim & Them and Jake And Mike VGS cohost Mike Steele- in an effort to rid his conscious of a paralyzing guilt. He feels as though Real Kid Radio is directly responsible for a local insult to podcasting and broadcasting. His attempts to remedy the situation are documented here, with anti-laughter-inducing audio.
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December 21st, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 2008 In Review, Part 4
In We Hit & Run’s 2008 In Review Part 4, we experience the religious storm-out of Hardkore Jeff’s defenseless sister, Kevin’s romantic blunders with the herpes-infected, bulimic Sha, and the first ever maliciously violent confrontation in the Real Kid Radio studio.
“Faceless Man”!, Obamination!, Efficient Killer!, Lil Zaro!, Cup O’ Joe!, Scarecrow!, Jim from Jim & Them!, Love Goes 2!, Awkward BJ!, Jake from Jim & Them!,
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December 13th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
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December 5th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 11/28/2009 – We Had A Fight.
Domestic Violence: During an episode of Jim & Them, Kevin got into a physical altercation with his alcoholic father. Blood, broken ribs, and two officers later, there is a segment of material for We Hit & Run.
Jailhouse Blues: Kevin tells the story of his time spent in jail- starring three Mexican Essays, a Floyd Mayweather look-alike with a tooth ache, man panties, a bail bondsman’s spy,
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November 29th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 11/21/2009 – Are You Pregnant?
- “Disconnected”: Hannah, Kevin’s prize from the Real Kid Radio dating game, and formerly one half of “Kevin vs.”, broke up with the We Hit & Run host during the show’s recent hiatus. Theories of infidelity, pregnancy, and a whole lot more flutter around as Kevin tells the complete story of Kevin vs. Hannah.
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November 22nd, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
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November 11th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
Kevin vs. Hannah preview their upcoming mixtape “The Sun Machine”, blending a variety of musical genres with a common David Bowie sample and a detailed backstory.
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November 4th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – When I Come Of Age.
We Hit & Run has always been a very personal broadcast, based primarily on the life experiences of Kevin Scampoli, including the many family members and characters he has included on the show.
“
When I Come Of Age” is the first of a potential series of compilations consisting of the greatest stories and anecdotes from Kevin’s family life and childhood- including his
7-year-old black hump-friend Jordan Gerrior, his
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October 24th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 10/17/2009 – I Know A Kid That’s High. (Part 1 | Part 2)
- Paranoia: Fresh off of the recording of Jim & Them’s Halloween Special (debuting October 30th, 2009), Kevin enters the studio feeling sheepish and unnaturally high. Concerned over his perspective on the previous night’s film-making, he confronts each member of Jim & Them to match each person’s perspective with his own.
- Philosophy: If you held a single piece of information that decided the fate
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October 18th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
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We Hit & Run – 10/10/2009 – A Guy Doesn’t Taste Any Different Than A Woman.
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October 11th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit and Run – 10/03/2009 – He’s Back! He’s The Man Behind The Mask!
- eWrestling: Kevin Scampoli and Jim from Jim & Them (as “Ivan Kage” and “Don Shank”, respectively) have a history in the internet world of “eWrestling”- the fantasy football of professional wrestling. The two shamefully recap their past accomplishments, providing excerpts from multiple “ROLE PLAYS” that may be from more recent than they should be.
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October 4th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit and Run – 09/25/2009 – Celebration.
- LIVE Clip Show: Kevin is mysteriously locked in the studio this week, providing the ideal scenario for a reminiscence of events that haven’t happened yet- including a new Round Robin, and a series of Fuck You Jobs featuring IXTAPAAAAA.
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September 27th, 2009 by We Hit & Run.
