--- FREE SCARECROW ---Scarecrow has been
absent on recent episodes of We Hit & Run, dealing with the
aftermath of being charged with
domestic violence, attempted murder, kidnapping, intimidating a witness, and assault and battery.
Have our chants of "
FREE SCARECROW!" fallen on deaf ears?
In the weeks leading up to this shocking event, Scarecrow had been put through the hell of a cheating wife (and mother of his child) that struggled daily with alcoholism. Despite her infidelity, he was willing to move forward with their marriage for the sake of their child.
Click here for Scarecrow's last appearance on WHAR before his jail-time!
Click here for Kevin's realization and speculation of what happened!
--- BLAME IT ON THE RAIN ---
Kevin's mother had overdosed on an enabling roommate's pills (on Christmas Eve), resulting in the Scampoli brothers having to take their mother in.
After months of dealing with her
alcoholism, cigarette smoke, sporadic
mental state, and not receiving any
rent, Kevin and Jim (of
Jim and Them) were suddenly and
mercifully given reprieve from dealing with their
rock bottom mother.
Just days after a particularly
brutal rant by Kevin (
03/23/2011 - Blame It On The Rain) , Mama Scampoli began her drive back to the east coast, where the Scampoli family originates.
Click here to see the Scampoli Mother's contribution to Jim and Kevin's home.
Click here (
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2) to see the Scampoli Mother's serial-killer-like attempt to cook "stuffed shells".
Click here for the latest update on the real reason she left!
--- PODCAST AWARDS ---We Hit & Run was nominated as
best mature podcast on the 2010 Podcast Awards, an award show whose only
legitimacy comes from the fact that the creator was able to
register the domain name before anybody else. WHAR was outvoted by the die-hard fan-base of WTF with
Marc Maron, a hugely successful podcast hosted by the man that
many have said is an aged Kevin Scampoli.
On the night of the award "show", it became quickly apparent that the podcast awards community was not a group of people that Kevin or Scarecrow had any interest in associating themselves with. After
WTF was announced as the winner of the mature category,
Kevin Scampoli called in under the guise that he was Marc Maron, and proceeded to make his
acceptance speech.
Click here (mp3) to listen to the audio and recap of Kevin vs. The Podcast Awards!
--- THE VOICES OF 4CHAN ---We Hit & Run second mic Scarecrow's return to Real Kid Radio has been universe shattering. He brought with him many favorites, the most dastardly being phonebituary. After a challenge for each host to record two brand new phonebituaries, We Hit & Run introduced the segment to YouTube.
Click here to watch Kevin call a recently deceased husband's widow!
Click Here to watch Scarecrow call a recently deceased son's mother!
Click here to watch the first ever phonebituary commentary!
There has been great debate over the ethical and moralfag stance of a phonebituary listener. Should a human being feel dirty listening to the segment?
Click here to chime in on the discussion!
This unbiased report is the proud creation of
http://wehitandrun.info
--- SIBLING DICK PIC ---On a recent airing of
We Hit & Run, Kevin confessed to accidentally sending his brother, Jim of
Jim & Them, a perfect picture of his dick.
Blaming a
glitch in his then cell phone, the Motorola Q, Kevin claims he was really attempting to send his brother a picture of a corner computer desk. Allegedly, the dick picture in question was
deleted days earlier, but the extremely flawed cell phone would reproduce long-deleted images while in the process of sending
multimedia text messages.
A week after Kevin's
confession, his brother Jim made an appearance on
WHAR to confront him concerning the situation.
Click here to listen to Jim of Jim & Them's appearance on
We Hit & Run!
--- JAIL TIME ---James Scampoli Sr., the father of Kevin Scampoli (We Hit & Run) and James Scampoli Jr (Jim & Them) has made his reputation on Real Kid Radio programming as a shirtless, belligerent drunk. He has made awkward phone calls pretending to be sober, and committed
drunk storm-ins during Michael Jackson discussions.
On a recent episode of We Hit & Run, Kevin told the story where Papa Scampoli's alcoholism finally went too far- causing physical altercations and police officers to enter the scenario.
Click here to hear the altercation/jail story in its entirety!Click here to see Kevin's inmate card!Click here to see Papa Scampoli's inmate card!Listen to The Papa Scampoli Special here!
http://thewholefuckingshow.info
The Whole Fucking Show – Episode 20 – Happy Bad Guy.
Kevin Scampoli and Danny Richardson get together for episode 20 of The Whole Fucking Show to discuss cheering for bad guys, Colt Cabana, Kevin’s Ring of Honor application, Larry Zbyszko on Twitter, the “real” Randy Orton, Kevin’s new wrestler gimmick, the eras of wrestling, Destination X PPV picks, Kevin Kelley, Danny’s paying dues as a wrestler, Mike Tenay, Kevin as commentator, Kevin’s head shots, the miserable Austin Aries, the updated
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July 6th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
Kevin Scampoli sits down with Real Kid Radio superstar Mike Steele, and the two discuss internet Jeff, Mike’s hair, Gorilla vs. Old Tree, Jim and Them improv, Mike’s all-time favorite video game, Mike’s favorite moments on Jim and Them and WHAR, 2dudestalkradio, Anthony Saunders, Jim and Them’s show notes, the 48 hour film project, and everything in between (complete with a Jeff Murphy appearance and clips from RKR history).
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May 31st, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
The WHAR Interviews: Mike Steele (Part 1). (mp3)
Kevin Scampoli sits down with Real Kid Radio superstar Mike Steele, and the two discuss meeting women online, being fooled by online social networking profiles, Mike’s debut and role on Jim and Them, Mike’s underage partner history, Kevin’s magic fingers, one night stands, nude pictures, the true story behind Mike and Jeff’s near friendship-ending fight, Mike’s hair, and everything in between (complete with clips from RKR history).
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May 20th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
The WHAR Interviews: ixtapaaaaa. (mp3)
Kevin Scampoli sits down with Real Kid Radio superfan Gordon Hale, better known as ixtapaaaaa, and the two discuss the greatest era of We Hit & Run, ixtapaaaaa’s origins as a listener, the truth behind the Stephanie Leimbach story, Anthony Saunders, Zaro, goalie pants, and everything in between (complete with clips from history).
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May 7th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 05/02/2011 – Comedy Artist.
- Scarecrow: WHAR’s second mic returns with updates from the land of jail-time, infidelity, and “attempted murder”.
- Massholes III: Kevin’s mother is attempting to make a return into his life with the hopes of forming a relationship with her granddaughter. This sparks an update on the 90 day death watch. the alcoholic Lisa, and Masshole John.
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May 3rd, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 04/21/2011 – Massholes II.
- Mama Scampoli: Kevin’s mother provides the RKR universe with two new voice mails, a brand new list of charges, convictions, and sentences, and an update on the 90 day death watch.
- Papa Scampoli: James Scampoli Sr. is in studio this week, telling stories of his past lovers, his friendship with Marvin Hagler, the time he and Kevin went to jail, and everything in between.
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April 22nd, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 04/06/2011 – Trumped Up Charges, Bullshit, Nonsense.
- Changes: “The landscape of We Hit & Run has been landscaped”– big news has erupted from the east coast WHAR camp, completely reshaping the timeline of We Hit & Run.
- Estelle: Kevin’s daughter was born this past weekend, completing a Sunday that has changed lives, careers, and entire families forever.
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April 8th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 03/30/2011 – Celebratory Ziti.
- Scarecrow: The 2nd mic of We Hit & Run makes his return after a week off with updates of adultery, police, possible child abuse, crackhead motels, and handjobs. Is Scarecrow still married?
- Eden: The woman who used to love Mike Steele of Jim & Them is on Kevin’s list of sexual conquests, and he finally unleashes the full story on WHAR.
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March 31st, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 03/23/2011 – Blame It On The Rain.
- Kevin’s Mother: Kevin’s alcoholic mother whom overdosed on pain killers during the holidays is still living for free and leeching off her sons. Kevin, with the assistance of Twitpics, has an essential update on the ongoing story.
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March 24th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 03/16/2011 – I’m Gonna Buy A Toyota.
- Scarecrow’s Marriage: Scarecrow had consciously been keeping stories of his wife out of the We Hit & Run relaunch, but her actions during this last week have left him no choice but to expose her behavior.
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March 17th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 03/09/2011 – Sometimes Y.
- Car Accident: Kevin, while delivering goods for his new job, was involved in a car accident at a 4-way intersection. Two airbags, one scared family, and one police officer later- a decision was made that could change the rest of his life.
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March 10th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run - 03/02/2011 – Burn Bridges For No Reason Guy.
- One Foot In The Flame: Scarecrow has completed the milestone of his young Microsoft Paint career: the result of three and a half days of attempting to recreate Kevin Scampoli.
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March 3rd, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 02/23/2011 – Massholes.
- Drunk Mother vs. Drunk Aunt: Kevin’s drunk, freeloading aunt called for his drunk, freeloading mother and Kevin was lucky enough to receive the intoxicated message.
- Scarecrow Basquiat: Listeners have been messaging @scarecrow1 with requests of personalized paintings, and Scarecrow has been queuing every assignment to be completed as soon as possible. We recap his work of this passed week.
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February 24th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 02/16/2011 – A Mosaic of Different Colors.
- Dragon Pussy: Kevin borrowed the Jim & Them dragon pussy sex toy that both Jake Sprague and Mike Steele have already successfully used. Kevin decided to use it himself live on We Hit & Run.
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February 17th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 02/09/2011 – Heart Window.
- Stand Up Comedy: Kevin last took the stage as a Las Vegas open mic’er on 01/23/2011, and this week he and Scarecrow relive the audio of that night. Find out why Kevin hasn’t gone on stage since. Will he ever go up again?
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February 10th, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
We Hit & Run – 02/02/2011 – The Fun Itch.
- Used Car Woes: Kevin purchased a 2004 Kia Spectra this past week for $5995, and has fallen in love with it despite its high mileage, glowing engine light, and unrepairable alignment issues.
- Perfume444: Kevin is proud to discuss a meme that is under a month old. He and Scarecrow delve deep into Japanese pop culture with the guidance of a geriatric man on YouTube and his Quentin Tarantino-like sensibilities.
- Sexual
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February 3rd, 2011 by We Hit & Run.
