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The Relaunch. --- The Relaunch ---

We Hit & Run returned this past week in a form that has thrown the internet for a loop. Anthony Saunders of Century Club fame, 60 in 30 fame, The Apple-mantini Shootoff fame, Vote Saunders '08 fame, and WHAR fame, has made his official return to the show.

It has been announced that We Hit & Run will over-go an official relaunch in May of 2010, a complete restart with no looking back on any "of __" fames.

Check out the We Hit & Run relaunch video here!

Listen to the relaunch episode of We Hit & Run here!
Papa Scampoli. --- JAIL TIME ---

James Scampoli Sr., the father of Kevin Scampoli (We Hit & Run) and James Scampoli Jr (Jim & Them) has made his reputation on Real Kid Radio programming as a shirtless, belligerent drunk. He has made awkward phone calls pretending to be sober, and committed drunk storm-ins during Michael Jackson discussions.

On a recent episode of We Hit & Run, Kevin told the story where Papa Scampoli's alcoholism finally went too far- causing physical altercations and police officers to enter the scenario.

Click here to hear the altercation/jail story in its entirety!
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Listen to The Papa Scampoli Special here!
Car #5 --- VS. HANNAH ---

Kevin and Hannah (his Real Kid Radio Dating Game prize) have recently hit a fork in the road. A fork created and maintained by Hannah herself. Kevin, always searching for closure that doesn't exist, decided to call Hannah on a recent episode of We Hit & Run. We've already heard how his ex's respond when the wounds have four years to heal, how did Hannah respond? Did she atleast provide an honest excuse for being a phony liar?

Listen to the breakup recap and call here! Listen to the RKR dating game here!

There has been great concern over Kevin's project "The Sun Machine", concern that he has responded to by releasing a new song under the guise "Kevin vs."- a much more accurate name for how the musical project had always operated.

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Childhood Horrors. --- CHILDHOOD HORRORS ---
A recurring theme on recent episodes of We Hit & Run has been Kevin and Jim's childhood horror stories. Branching out from their embarrassing school projects to the adolescent psychology of simply being around grandparents (with a campground chase with firewood thrown in between)- the the two have tested the theory that a person's childhood is their most cherished time of their lives.

During these segments, they've discussed multiple images pulled from memory lane, ranging from Kevin's "black childhood boyfriend", to the now-dead Jeremy "Thankyou Bowsers" Russell. Click below to view the image:

- Young Kevin with young Jeremy Russell -
- Young Kevin's Projects ("Sycoe Sid" / "A Venom Surprise" sample) -
- Young Kevin with black hump friend Jordan(1)(2) -
- Young Jim @ Grandmothers (1) (2) -
- Young Jim's "good" Jupiter project -
Sophia. --- FACEBOOK HOODWINKING ---

Kevin awoke last week to two new Facebook-image-tags from his first love (and a twin) Sophia. When he saw the adjectives under his name, and confused these automated categories as the words of Sophia herself- he decided to take action and respond harshly. His actions called for this comment:

Sophia's automated tagged Facebook images. (1)(2)
Kevin's Response. (1)


Click here for the 09/19/2009 episode of We Hit & Run.
Car #6 --- BLACK GUY PUNCHES WHITE GUY ---

Brandon Chaney, former third-mic of Jim & Them, punched Kevin in the face on a recent episode of Jim & Them.

It is suspected that Brandon Chaney is still upset over not being funny enough to be on Jim & Them. Because of this, he has been making random appearances in the studio- with or without his "posse" (consisting of charisma-less party people)- typically leaving after incident.

You can download video of the event for free on iTunes here, or watch it on Youtube here. Feel free to subscribe to the show, and rate the video five stars. And boycott African American leaders with Whoopi Goldberg hairstyles, faces, and punching strength.
The Relaunch. Papa Scampoli.Drama. Childhood. Facebook Mishap. BC.

Pregnant Girlfriend – Kevin on Jim & Them

Pregnant Girlfriend – Kevin on Jim & Them (mp3)

The recent news of Kevin’s incoming new life to the world has taken RKR by storm. Listen to Jim & Them attempt to break his will as they paint the picture of their view of life with a child. Featuring podcasting legends Jim Scampoli, Jake Sprague, Jeff Murphy, and a female’s perspective.
Pregnant Girlfriend – Kevin on Jim & Them (mp3)

Included are bonus segments from Kevin’s appearance on Jim & Them!

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- BLOG – … the unused relaunch show topics, No. 1

Pee’d on GF Intro
(new studio—who do we contact about getting a hot shower? I tried to bring my blanket in there)

That is one of my favorite openers (including the pre-written joke, shame). I love the clash when one person believes that supposedly outrageous behavior is commonplace. The segment ended up almost as good as I expected it to, and few have them have done that.

There’s a wordpad document of other topics that we never got

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- BLOG – … and run.

Tweet of Note:

“… even without confrontation or trash talk, @antthegoat and I separate on worse terms this time around.

Zane Willard, the mastermind between most of the art that you’ll find on any of the Real Kid Radio websites, responded to that with this:

“Damn. Is there going to to be one final “end all” show?”

As pertains to the Anthony Saunders form of We Hit & Run… I don’t think so. I reserve comment on the future

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05/05/2010 – Goalie Pants.

We Hit & Run – 05/05/2010 – Goalie Pants. (mp3)

  • Piss-lotion: Kevin’s sexual conquests continue as his new girlfriend participates in yet another new lewd act.
  • Synthetic Marijuana: Scarecrow, former second mic of We Hit & Run, is two weeks into his new hobby- chemical JWH-018. After enduring adverts and seeing pictures, Kevin and Anthony are very interested in the results.
  • Goalie Pants: Kevin and Anthony brainstorm over the seemingly useless and sometimes confusing sport of hockey. Can they save

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The Dean Dogg Diaries – Episode 1.

We Hit & Run – The Dean Dogg Diaries – Episode 1. (mp3)

The Dean Dogg Diaries is a look back on the lesser heard clips from Anthony “The Dean Dogg” Saunders’ first run as second mic on We Hit & Run.
  • The End: Anthony’s final sign off on We Hit & Run! Including the segment where Sha (the woman he had sexual intercourse with, and the woman who secretly was sending nudes to Kevin) is confronted by Anthony.
  • Kyle

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Kevin on Jim & Them – Mike Pinches It.

Kevin on Jim & Them – Mike Pinches It (mp3)


In March of 2010, Kevin was inspired to make his return to podcasting when he heard Mike Steele of Jim & Them discussing his certifiably exhausting method of masturbation.
Check out the We Hit & Run Relaunch Trailer Here!

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03/31/2010 – The Relaunch Episode To Get The Past Out.

We Hit & Run – 3/31/2010 – The Relaunch Episode To Get The Past Out.

  • The Dean Dogg: Anthony Saunders, the longest running and perhaps most popular cohost in We Hit & Run’s history, has officially made his return. Why did he leave? Where has he been? Has he heard all of the slandering production pieces? Where is all of this going? Kevin gets as many answers as he can.
  • Butt Cherry: During WHAR’s hiatus, Kevin has

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01/16/2009 – Any Kid Pix?

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We Hit & Run – 01/16/2009 – Any Kid Pix?

  • The Two Edens: Mike Steele returns for the cringe-filled update on “The Lost Eden Special”. Via a Facebook altercation of 41 comments, Kevin Scampoli ignited a flame-war of heartbreaking proportions with the woman who loves Mike Steele.
  • Twitter Death: Shellie Ross (@Military_Mom) sent this tweet the day her son died: “Please pray like never before, my 2 yr old fell in the pool.” She was met with a combination

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01/0x/2010 – The Lost Eden Special.

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We Hit & Run – 01/0x/2009 – The Lost Eden Special.

  • Eden, Pt. I: Mike Steele of Jim & Them and Jake & Mike VGS makes his second appearance on We Hit & Run to be confronted by Kevin concerning the infamous Eden relationship.
  • 2dudestalkradio II: The local “obamination” to internet podcasting, and the guilt-filled “indirect creation of Kevin Scampoli” may have just won this recent “radio-war” afterall.
  • Can Dogs Love?
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12/19/2009 – 2jakestalkradio (Segment 1)

We Hit & Run – 12/19/2009 – 2jakestalkradio (Segment 1)

  • Franzia: Kevin Scampoli is joined by Jim & Them and Jake And Mike VGS cohost Mike Steele- in an effort to rid his conscious of a paralyzing guilt. He feels as though Real Kid Radio is directly responsible for a local insult to podcasting and broadcasting. His attempts to remedy the situation are documented here, with anti-laughter-inducing audio.
Listen to We Hit & Run LIVE every Saturday

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2008 In Review – Part 4.

We Hit & Run – 2008 In Review, Part 4

In We Hit & Run’s 2008 In Review Part 4, we experience the religious storm-out of Hardkore Jeff’s defenseless sister, Kevin’s romantic blunders with the herpes-infected, bulimic Sha, and the first ever maliciously violent confrontation in the Real Kid Radio studio.
“Faceless Man”!, Obamination!, Efficient Killer!, Lil Zaro!, Cup O’ Joe!, Scarecrow!, Jim from Jim & Them!, Love Goes 2!, Awkward BJ!, Jake from Jim & Them!,

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12/05/2009 – “Weird Story.”/This Is Your Father!

We Hit & Run – 12/05/2009 -
Part 1 – “Weird Story.”

Part 2 – This Is Your Father!

  • I Hit & Run II: Former second mic of We Hit & Run, Scarecrow (the man responsible for such hits as “Phonebituary”, and the best of “Hit & Running Talk Shoe”), has apparently decided to align himself with Real Kid Radio’s Friday night show Jim & Them. Despite Jim & Them having up to five hosts as any time,

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11/28/2009 – We Had A Fight. + Video.

We Hit & Run – 11/28/2009 – We Had A Fight.

Domestic Violence: During an episode of Jim & Them, Kevin got into a physical altercation with his alcoholic father. Blood, broken ribs, and two officers later, there is a segment of material for We Hit & Run.
Jailhouse Blues: Kevin tells the story of his time spent in jail- starring three Mexican Essays, a Floyd Mayweather look-alike with a tooth ache, man panties, a bail bondsman’s spy,

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11/21/2009 – Are You Pregnant? + Video.

We Hit & Run – 11/21/2009 – Are You Pregnant?

  • “Disconnected”: Hannah, Kevin’s prize from the Real Kid Radio dating game, and formerly one half of “Kevin vs.”, broke up with the We Hit & Run host during the show’s recent hiatus. Theories of infidelity, pregnancy, and a whole lot more flutter around as Kevin tells the complete story of Kevin vs. Hannah.
  • Panic Attack: Over the break, Kevin had multiple panic attacks in more than one city, one

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