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• Scarecrow Saunders Avitia: We Hit & Run’s latest second mic makes his return after dtching and shutting out the show last week. What will be his explanation and excuse for his history-repeating behavior?

• Mitch’s Memorial: Former listener and future ‘flag for his mother’ Mitch is going off to die in the marines. Kevin, inspired by movie theatre commercials, has put together a very respectful and mocking memorial for RKR’s resident “Citizen Soldier”.

• Alcoholism: Kevin’s mother and father commandeer the studio to relive their experience of alcoholic-rehab in Las Vegas. The kind of rehab for people who do not have any insurance. The drunken triad is completed when Kevin’s fat slob of an aunt, Lisa, continues her harrassment of unstoppable calls.

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• Unreliable, undeniable: They’ve joked about it since Scarecrow’s first appearance on We Hit & Run – he is the most unreliable criminal in the entire universe. Now, it happens.

• Kib & Mitch: On this week’s Jim and Them, one of We Hit & Run’s most prized characters may’ve officially been axed from the network. It starts with a budding romance, continues with a fat girl’s nudes and a new marine’s dickcam, then it just may end with this.

• Scrollbar: Without his second mic, and with little will to continue, Kevin brings back the least original segment in all of podcasting. This week: Bell Biv DeVoe, the ‘new’ abortion, Kevin learns mandarin, “PET TALK!”, and the next step in human evolution.

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• Alcoholic Family: From Kevin’s mother and aunt to Scarecrow’s wife… and beyond, We Hit and Run have a laundry list of alcoholics that feature the same exact mannerisms, terminology, and lifepath. Complete with recent audio, the two discuss the misery that is east coast alcoholism.

• “Kib’s Dead Dad Weight”: Kib, the notoriously dumb, frequent caller of We Hit & Run, has been mourning the death of her father since she was a young girl. She has also been eating a lot for years. Kevin presents Kib with a new challenge and a subsequent payoff to solve this problem by the anniversary of her dad’s death.

• Death: Why does life exist on an ‘individual’ basis? How does life create more life? What is in your body that isn’t when you die? What is this ’soul’? What happens before you live and after you die? Can near-death experiences help answer these questions?

On part one of We Hit & Run’s 04/04/2009 show, Kevin reviewed highlights from this shamefully intoxicated phone call with the human equivalent of any of the wider Ghost Busters villains. She’s not gotten a rise out of both Jim from Jim and Them and Kevin from We Hit and Run, and has yet to “out talk” either one of them… or even their respective soundboards.