Kevin Scampoli: The creator and maintainer of We Hit & Run. He is the first mic on the show, and since the beginning has been responsible for %100 of the production, writing, web-design, and show-prep of We Hit & Run.

Anthony Saunders: The longest running co-host on We Hit & Run (October 2007 – August 2008 | March 2010 -),  known for his great vocal ability and alcohol tolerance. He has played a large role in a majority of We Hit & Run’s most important segments, including his brother’s crying storm out and his ex girlfriend Dallas’ crying storm out.

Scarecrow: A former co-host on We Hit & Run (March 2009 – June 2009). The hit-man of Real Kid Radio. Responsible for many “Hit-&-Running Talk Shoes“, and the current second mic of We Hit & Run. He is the creator of “Phonebituary“, and is the most vicious man in radio.

Jim and Them: Jim (James Scampoli) & Them (Jake Sprague, Hardkore Jeff, Mike Steele) is the partner show of We Hit & Run- together, they make up Real Kid Radio. Jim can also be heard prominently on We Hit & Run since Anthony’s departure in August of 2008. Jake has made multiple appearances as well, typically resulting in an awkward discussion between he and Kevin over why they aren’t friends. Hardkore Jeff earned his moniker on We Hit & Run through multiple stunts (Throwing Darts At Jeff, Pouring Piss On Jeff, Jeff Eats Dead Fish) that can be seen in the video section. Mike Steele has co-hosted We Hit & Run on multiple occasions.

Chris Shepherd: TBA.

Little Anthony: Scarecrow’s child of 9 years. He is best known for coining the phrase “We Hit & Run on the cunts and bitches“, and has since been responsible for some of the greatest prank calls of all time.

Lil’ Zaro: Super fan of We Hit & Run and Real Kid Radio. Lil’ Zaro can be found in the studio-cam’s chatroom every week. He has vowed to carry on the name of Anthony Saunders, and keep the HAROs alive. Because of Anthony’s return, he remains a relevant name despite his disappearance.

Kevin’s Ex Girlfriends: Kevin had several 1-month relationships between 2003 and 2005, and he tends to keep phone numbers forever. These women may come up on the show: Alyce Packard, Kayla Breen, Katy Fahey, Janelle Guthro.

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As of We Hit & Run’s relaunch in May of 2010, a lot of characters have been deemed…

No Longer Relevant:

Kib: A frequent female caller of the show. She is known for her lack of communicational intelligence, and is guilty of sending both real and fakepictures of her vagina to wehitandrun@gmail.com. Hear about her dead dad here (mp3).

Sid Avitia: The original co-host on We Hit & Run (July 2007-November 2007) and the first person to storm-out in the show’s history. A “mexican”.

Sha: A female from California with an STD (she requested I take that info off) and a history with the show. Listen to “The Sha Chronicles” for her complete story. She called in back in January of 2008, a call most remembered for Anthony singing “Lean On Me” to her in an attempt to receive nude images. Kevin did receive nude images off-air, and ‘California’ was brought back up in June of 2008 as ‘Sha’ when it came out that the whore and Anthony have been sharing multiple-hour long phone conversations behind Kevin’s back. Her relationship with Anthony and Kevin almost came to the end on the 08/09/2008 episode entitled “She Was Your Biggest Fan“. To hear her sing Rocky Raccoon, click here.

Justin Wilson: A pre-pubescent musician from Florida. Attempted to win the show over by using Little Anthony’s “We Hit & Run on the cunts and bitches“, and by singing Anthony Saunders’ “Lean On Me“. Hear his call-in here.

Storm: Kevin’s ex-fiancee and the reason he went to jail and spent a year on probation. He broke her collar-bone, she aborted his child, and she married another man. The end of Kevin’s probation resulted in “The Victory Show“, and the entire story can be hear on “The Road To The Victory Show“.

Ricky: Ricky was We Hit & Run’s longest running listener, his calls date back to November of 2007. He is a childhood friend of Kevin, and Ricky’s conversations with him tend to be the most personal on the show (Kevin getting blown by a man, Kevin having a gay dream about Ricky, etc).

Cup o’ Joe: Scarecrow’s Las Vegas-based cousin, remembered for his drunken, high, on-air attack of Kevin Scampoli.

Cup o’ Dave: Scarecrow’s Las Vegas -based life-long friend. His first appearance on We Hit And Run resulted in a lot of alcohol, full frontal nudity on the studio-cam, and potentially $400 in damages. And a lot of drama the next week.

Dallas: A former love interest of Kevin and lover of former We Hit & Run co-host Anthony Saunders. She has made two very awkward appearances on the program, the most famous of which being her crying breakdown at the end of ’Dallas Storms Out’.

The Rest: Hardkore Erin (Jeff’s sister, stormed out), Andrew Saunders (Anthony’s brother, stormed out), Shorty K (Local rapper and childhood friend of Anthony Saunders), CB Radio (former Real Kid Radio show hosted by Casey Andreen and Brian Garcia), Brandon Chaney (former third-mic on Jim & Them), Fish (Anthony Saunder’s roommate and known for his childlike voice), Brad Trammel (Owner of Aero 97.1, Houshmanzadeh (Former superfan and caller).